whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
"In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but rather how many can get through to you." (Mortimer J. Adler)
The photography portfolio you didn’t know you were waiting for. Its minimal grid-based design has been thoughtfully stripped down, directing all the attention to your content.
- Choose between a full bleed layout, or use gutters to introduce more white space.
- Smart photosets adjust your photos to a uniform width without compromising their resolution.
- Choose between pagination or infinite scroll.
- Easily create custom pages, links to other social media, and setup site-tracking and commenting systems.
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
catcalled by a bunch of guys driving past in Manchester last year
turned around, flipped them off and yelled back ‘yeah, you wish, dickheads!’
Dude at work came up behind me and grabbed my waist
Elbow him in the gut
I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.
"Killing her seems a bit harsh"
I don’t know what this is but I love it
this show is actually hilarious.
A responsive Tumblr theme designed for collecting all of your favourite images.
- Clean and minimalistic responsive design
- Grid layout
- Hidden sidebar for Twitter, Instagram, Flickr and Dribbble widget integration
- Choose from over 600 fonts with Google web font integration
- Over 50 customisation options including custom logo, colours and background image upload
I’M GOING TO FUCKING FLY OFF A DAMN FUCKING HANDLE AND FIGHT EVERYONE ON THIS GREEN EARTH