Ramblings of a girl in England

silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.

dajo42:

a student walking to the edge of the hogwarts lake and saying “hello giant squid” and the squid surfaces and says “YOU ARE THE FIRST STUDENT TO TALK TO ME IN SIXTY YEARS” so the student sits down on a rock on the shore and they talk about life

a few years later the student learns to cast a corporeal patronus and it’s a squid. obviously

“After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.”

This thought has been haunting me for months (via sebatsianstans)

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

ancient-norse-pancakes:

dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

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i made a thing

i don’t think i’m as freaked out by the dark anymore

so-personal:

everything personal

notforthetoweringdead:

"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"

*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time

sherlockislikeadrug:

You see the world in black and white
No colour or light
You think you’ll never get it right
But you’re wrong, you might

Let's kill hiatus-graphic battle // round #01 // colour

sherlockislikeadrug:

You see the world in black and white
No colour or light
You think you’ll never get it right
But you’re wrong, you might

Let's kill hiatus-graphic battle // round #01 // colour

celestia:

dolofang:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair

Can we talk about the “only gets it missionary” sign

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